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keychained) wrote2010-12-31 12:38 pm
keychained) wrote2010-12-31 12:38 pm
[018; video/action for goldenrod]
[hey there, Johto! it's New Year's Eve, and as such the network is receiving a video feed from Father Time himself-- who knows where the hobbling little bearded old man came from, but he's currently curled up warm and toasty leaning up against the inn at Goldenrod, with his hat and his windbreaker and his scarf and his Girafarig blanket and-- wait. it's just Sora.]
[it appears he's wearing as many Christmas presents as he could pile on today (yes, the beard was a Christmas present. it's long and gray and glorious and one of these days he'll notice the stuffed pidgey in there, too). and when he starts speaking, it sounds like Father Time is having a really difficult... time... keeping a straight face.]
... My egg exploded into a dinosaur! See? [the feed turns to reveal a very tiny Tropius-- even though she's just a baby, it's pretty obvious that she's on the small side... probably around knee height to Trainer. the Tropius squeaks in greeting and flaps a leaf like she's trying to wave.]
The pokédex said that these guys start to grow their favorite fruit around their necks because it's the only thing they eat. Sooo, I was wondering... Has anybody seen a star-shaped fruit around? I already checked the stores here, but no luck.
[it appears he's wearing as many Christmas presents as he could pile on today (yes, the beard was a Christmas present. it's long and gray and glorious and one of these days he'll notice the stuffed pidgey in there, too). and when he starts speaking, it sounds like Father Time is having a really difficult... time... keeping a straight face.]
... My egg exploded into a dinosaur! See? [the feed turns to reveal a very tiny Tropius-- even though she's just a baby, it's pretty obvious that she's on the small side... probably around knee height to Trainer. the Tropius squeaks in greeting and flaps a leaf like she's trying to wave.]
The pokédex said that these guys start to grow their favorite fruit around their necks because it's the only thing they eat. Sooo, I was wondering... Has anybody seen a star-shaped fruit around? I already checked the stores here, but no luck.
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[What are you doing kiddo and why did you suddenly grow a beard what is this.]
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[so nonchalant in his bearded majesty... are you reminded of Yen Sid yet?]
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It's a little late for Halloween, don't you think?
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Well, I got it for Christmas! So it's a Christmas beard.
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Is that right? Who gave it to you?
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Heather did! It's so I'll be ready to rule the old fart home one day.
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... Old fart home?
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Yeah! When you're old enough, you get to go to the old fart home and you play golf and eat cake all day.
action! what kind of description is that sora aksjdfhakfgf
Play golf and eat cake, huh...
[Oh great now he's imagining Eraqus playing golf with his keyblade while simultaneously munching on cakes.]
action! A COMPLETELY ACCURATE ONE
Yeah! Oh, and ice cream, too. Depends on your mood.
[... at least he isn't picturing Master Xehanort?]
action! /crying
That's all you get to eat and do?
[I mean, he loves ice cream, but seriously. And akjsdfhasdf oh god Xehanort would look so ridiculous. He probably cheats at golf all the time.]
action! /tissue?
Well... I guess you could eat whatever you wanted... And I guess... what other things do old people do?
[Vanitas is probably the caddy who fudges the scorecard, too.]
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So... training too then, right?
[Because that's like the only thing Eraqus did sob. And Vanitas would be. And he'd hide everyone else's golf balls too.]
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[Sora would be shocked to see at how much tushie both Eraqus and Xehanort kick, really-- and Vanitas would pretty much be the worst caddie ever.]