*hrrrrgh this is so horrifying but Hayate will give it a shot and put on his business smile*
--um, sir! I'm actually this child's older brother! I know he's causing you a lot of trouble, but I thought it would be best if I took my poor, hurt, younger brother out for some fresh air! And you have my word that he won't do anything strenuous while in my care. ♥
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--um, sir! I'm actually this child's older brother! I know he's causing you a lot of trouble, but I thought it would be best if I took my poor, hurt, younger brother out for some fresh air! And you have my word that he won't do anything strenuous while in my care. ♥