We-ell, I can't take credit for the WHOLE extinction, I mean, there was that little meteor thing that killed a few of 'em...

_{[Halloween and candy are excellent distractions.]}

Dude! Pirates are pretty much the best thing to be for Halloween, because then you can take WAY too much candy from every house. And no one can even yell at you, because you can just be like "I'm a pirate. It's what we do."